business proposal

What they don't teach you in Business School .......... Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let mescrew you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

"She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called herboyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get hispants down.

"So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for hisgirlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!


"Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!